Quest for the perfect Hot Dog

On thursday night New York, New York held a Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest. The contest was open to all MGM Mirage employees. The catch was it had to be a team of 5. Now I don't know if anyone reading this has ever enjoyed the delicious Nathan's hot dog, but if so you know what I'm talking about. So I was incredible excited to join the contest. Not to win, I just wanted free dogs. My friend Bill was with me when we found out about this, and being from New York, was even more excited than I was. Now at this point we hit a big, stupid wall. You would think that in 28 gatekeepers, finding three more would not be so difficult. But every excuse in the world to get out of eating free hot dogs spewed forth. It was a gyser of lunacy.
"I can't I have to go to Star Wars" (6 hours earlier)
"I'm sorry I don't think I can eat that much"
"But my favorite show is on that night"
"I'm a vegitarian"
Honestly, all I wanted were some freakin' free franks. So having been thawarted I went on a search to find a great place here in town. Most serve decent one, but I have yet to find a great one. I actually find myself missing the old Crazy Cone back in the Mucc. They had an awesome foot long dog with all kinds of stuff, plus the best fries ever. Well the search goes on.