Tuesday was a very rough day for one of my friends here. His name happens to be Bill, so to avoid confusion I put him in phone as Chameleon, since that was his character name from back in the day when he worked as a pro wrestler. Anyway after a horrible 24 hours where his car broke down and his step father, who lives in New York, went into the hospital, we decided to just go over to BJ's bar to relax with some of our fellow Gatekeepers and KA alumni for a drink and a game or two of pool.
Now we did not intend to stay long. His girl Liberty needed a ride in the morning to work, and as his car their car was down, I offered to pony up. So what happens when we arrive, Pool tourney!!
OK fine, no big, it would be fun. Now you might think that, since it was a doubles 8-ball tournement, ol' Chameleon and I would have teamed up, but he very smartly decided to join up with Callum, who not only is our beloved production manager (BIG boss) from Manchester, but also the only one there with his own cue.
Jarrod ended up joining me for the tourney, this is the same Jarrod who has only played once or twice in his life and quite possible flunked geometry. So we start up against... Callum and Chameleon! Now I played one of the best games I have ever played, but Bill is no slouch and there is a good reason Callum has his own cue. Callum took the 8-ball in with none left on the table. Too bad. Then another match against Kenny and Leo, ending the same.
Mow at this point I was looking forward to being finished and having a drink, as it was a double elimination tourney and we lost twice, but no, the first match was before the start time so it didn't count. Sigh.
We went in against Karen, one of my supervisors and her friend. I was tired and not playing very well, though Jarrod knocked a couple in, and as Karen went to sink the 8-ball we were 4 balls behind.
Scratch!!!
Ok fine bring on Joey and Erik, two Cirque technicians who look loke they grew up in pool halls. Joey broke and sunk 6 balls before any one else moved. Jarrod put a couple in that game too, but I couldn't sink a ball to save my life. The problem was they kept getting bad lays and couldn't go anymore either, so the game just went on. And then out of nowhere, I ran the table.
Jarrod and I were actually getting upset, we just wanted to sit back and relax. It was after 2am and I wanted to go, but we pressed on. We ended up against Karen and her pal again, as they had only one loss. This time we were very half-assed. But we took them out again after a half an hour. Aarrrggghhhhh!
Now Josh tells us we've made it to the final round. What?!?!?! We've been sucking all night, but here we are facing... Callum and Chameleon.... again. To make it funnier they were undefeated, so we would have to beat them twice to win, whereas we lose once and it's over. Great, then we can go. And man o man did they run that table, it was vicious. 6 balls, 1 minute. Chameleon lined up to drop that ten in and.... knocked the 8 in instead.
Racked again we began the final game, and Jarrod and I began to think "Hey, we might actually win." In fact Jarrod had hit his stride and put in two balls on his first up. I followed up and brought in two more. Of course Callum would have none of this and ran it, preping for a victory... and missed. I had my chance. I put in another, lined up for an easy cut... and missed. So Bill and Jarrod took their turns, neither doing anything, but Callum would have his day and sank that ball.
So I lost, and it was now 3:30 in the morning it was 30 minutes to home and I had to be up in 4 hours.
Moral of the story: I gotta buy a cue.