Who's your haberdasher?

I admit that working for KA has been an odd job. I'm constantly doing peculiar little things to make it more interesting or run more smoothly. But lately there has been an interesting new twist on the job desription: Hatmaker!!!
Ok, it started out simply enough. Ryan wanted to be a poet type character, if only we could find him one of those floppy hats.
"Oh! That's actually a very simple pattern. If you guys buy some material, I can whip you up one.", said the foolish Gatekeeper who didn't know what he was getting himself into.
Next, a Tarboosh!
"What's a tarboosh?", he asked knowingly.
"It's like a fez, only a little shorter and slightly rounded on top. Except this one should be black."
Now I've finished those two and have seven new orders. Jeesh. The funny part is people are asking where thay can get those neat hats.
"Do they sell them in the gift shop?"
"Umm, no."